I did, in fact look up a few skirt patterns. I kind of went grocery shopping. I renewed all but one book (which, ironically is called "This book is overdue!". It's fantastic and so far, well worth the fine it's gaining). I called USC Upstate, but I have yet to receive a call back.
The quote in yellow says "Life is nothing if you're not obsessed" from the John Water's movie Pecker. And while the last quote is usually attributed to Plato, a little internet digging found out that it wasn't. Quote Investigator is one of my new friends.
I collect a lot of things. But not in a creepy hoarder way.