Tuesday, 27 December 2011
Then the Muppets came back. I love the Muppets. I have loads of memories or watching The Muppets with my sister and Dad. I remember my Dad singing "The Rainbow Connection", and to this day, the song makes me want to cry (as you all know, I do not cry, but sometimes I feel that inkling and the moment passes. I'm not completely a robot).
We went to see the Muppets early in December along with my sister, Mimi and her husband, Brent.
Ever the film geek/mom, I had to take pictures of The Process. "Us with Movie Poster", "The Theater", "With Tickets"...sadly, none in the theater itself. I didn't want to be hassled for getting my camera out.
I was worried of it being too loud, too overwhelming. Oz loved it. He took turns sitting on everyone's lap, eating popcorn and watching the movie. He made it over halfway through before finally becoming cranky. I nursed him and he fell asleep. It was an excellent evening and I couldn't be happier with the final choice as his first trip.
Now, for a note on the movie itself. I loved it. I laughed and wanted to cry the entire time. There were so many nods to what the Muppets were, how their time had passed and why they are such a treasure to the hearts of anyone who grew up watching them. They are magical. Period.
I do read the credits tho, and in the opening I noticed that MUSIC was done by Bret McKenzie, of Flight of the Conchords and NOT Paul Williams, the musician who worked on so many other Muppet movies and wrote "Rainbow Connection". I was disappointed and for the rest of the film I couldn't help but notice how obviously "McKenzie"-ian the score and songs were. But disappointment aside I was still able to enjoy the movie because it really does just make you feel incredibly happy.
...and I have teeny tiny crush on Jason Segal now. The end.
Friday, 16 December 2011
I don't know why I was in a big rush to make Griff's hat. He's so hot natured he doesn't really need it yet.
I love the hat, thank you so much. Also, if you had waited until I needed it, it means I would go at least one night without it and be freezing.
Vermont is fucking gorgeous. But for the most part, we found the people to be assholes. I guess we're partly to blame but I don't really care. It all started with getting to our campground later than we planned. Most campgrounds have a 10pm quiet time, sometimes 11, but for the most part 10. We were got there just around quiet time and Griff had to set to finding us a campground and setting up the tent with on a head lamp for light. It fucking sucks, but sometimes this happens. We both hate it, but it's the only option we have. I sat in the car with Oz, getting him dressed for sleep and nursing him.
We finally get into the tent and Oz is a bit fussy, and all I can do is offer the boob. Eventually he settles and falls into sleep. We all do. It was maybe 6 am when Oz wakes up and is upset and crying. While trying to soothe him, some asshole the site over yells out "SHUTUP!!!!". Fucking dick. No doubt he heard it was a baby, and who the fuck yells out for a baby to shut up. That is one classless motherfucker. It took me not even 5 minutes to get Oz settled back to sleep.
Another hour or so later, our peeved off neighbors start making a big stupendous noise of packing their gear up. Lots of pots and pans clanging around. I'm' sure this was piss us off, but we're hardcore sleepers. If we want to sleep, we sleep. Their planned failed! Middle fingers to them!
Well, in the morning when we're all awake, Griff makes his way to the office to let them know where we are on the campground and to pay for our site. The woman informs us that our site is actually reserved for that day and we'll have to move. He checks that the site next to us is empty and we use the tarp to drag our tent over. It's a pretty big park and plenty of spaces. We're annoyed but we move on with the day.
Once the tent is moved we start the normal day routine. Or we thought about it. I was pretty pissed off and decided FUCK BREAKFAST, let's go to the Ben & Jerry's factory. O, and on the way out, let's stop and ask if we can stay 2 nights instead of another 1. Well, sure you can! But the spot you're in (you know, the one you just moved to) is actually reserved for the next night. What. The. Fuck.
I honestly do not understand why, if we are there and set up and PAID, we can't stay there. Why can't the people coming be moved to another site, since they aren't currently occupying a site. They are all pretty much the same! I said screw it, we won't stay the extra night...ON TO THE FACTORY.
And the Ben & Jerry's Factory smells like heaven. You walk in and you just feel good and want to roll around in ice cream. I had forgotten about their S'Mores flavored ice cream (vanilla with swirls of chocolate and marshmallow and chunks of graham cracker. SO GOOD.).
The tour was pretty short, but we had a great time. I think I will enjoy Ben & Jerry's more in the future simply because I think the actual people (you know, Ben & Jerry themselves) are pretty decent human beings that are trying to run a good business.
I don't remember *exactly* which ice cream I had afterwards. I know it was peanut butter ice cream and had marshmallow swirls. I know I had hot fudge and whipped cream on it. Griff had a banana split with three different types of chocolate ice cream and hot fudge and caramel sauce on it. Ice cream for breakfast is never a good idea, but now we know this for any future great ideas of ice cream for breakfast. It was awesome, but damn did we feel sick!
Afterwards we found a Sear's to get the car an oil change and tires rotated. We then went a Barnes & Noble to use the wi-fi. Pulling in a woman thought my car was taking too much space while she was pulling out and she flipped me the bird. Fucking Vermonters.
I was excited that I was able to meet another Imaginary Friend, Suzi, for dinner and then we sat outside downtown and talked till 11 pm.
The rest of Vermont was cool too. We went to a tiny town called Montpelier and enjoyed wandering around and had breakfast at a cute little diner. We bought maple syrup (SO GOOD). So while we enjoyed the state itself, but the people kind of suck. O well, no biggie.
(I need to take it easy with the parenthesis).
GRIFF--- I have to add a comment about the Ben and Jerry's factory:
You enter through the gift shop while you wait for a tour to start and they have a cowbell to let people know when the tour will start. I saw Ashley eyeing the cowbell jealously, so when the tour guide came round I asked if Ashley could ring it. He agreed and I so wish I had a picture of how excited she was, she really gave it her all on that cowbell.
Also, as sick as we felt all day for having had a huge ice cream for breakfast, I totally don't regret it and would do it again if we ever go to another ice cream factory.
My rating: 1 of 5 stars
I picked this up off the library shelf because I had heard that it was a pretty funny, informative read. I found it to be wrong on both counts. If I had known about it's "Vegan or Bust" attitude towards nutrition (and fear-mongering) I probably wouldn't have bothered.
This book isn't funny. If anything it only perpetuates woman-on-woman hate and self loathing for one's body. If you want to be skinny, you have to really hate yourself and be willing to no longer enjoy eating food at all, ever again.
They actually suggest holding off eating until you are absolutely ravenous. Don't eat breakfast until you can no longer stand it, and don't eat lunch until you are insane with hunger. How is that healthy?
O that's right. THIS BOOK IS WRITTEN BY MODELS.
When a book suggests "Donate Blood. You can save a life and lose weight at the same time" (pg. 182) something is wrong. Very, very wrong.
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After Canada we crossed back into New York and made our way towards
the Adirondacks. Along route, we passed an operating Drive-In theatre.
We were both cursing it being the middle of the day and our dumb
unfortunate luck that we wouldn't be around to stop and see a movie
that evening. They were playing Final Destination 5 and Fright Night.
Neither would have been my first picks, but fuck that...IT'S A DRIVE
IN. But it didn't matter, because we couldn't go.
We started driving and it was getting later and later. We found a
campsite and it turned out we were only about 30 minutes down the road
from the Drive-In. You may be confused at this point. How could we
whining about seeing the Drive In and not going early in the afternoon
and then be camped out 30 minutes down the road? All I can tell you
is, there was a LOT of around your elbow to get to your ass driving
that day. I'm only glad we stopped when we did.
I went online and found out showtimes for the Drive In and it was
settled that after dinner we would go. I don't remember what we did
for dinner that night. I do remember that we put on our PJs and made
sure Ozzy stayed awake so he would be good and tired and sleep on the
drive there (so hopefully he would sleep through the movie).
We decided to miss the first feature, Final Destination 5. I haven't
seen any of those movies and I don't understand how you can have a
title that has the word "Final" and is number 5 in the series. I
wasn't over the moon about seeing a re-make of my beloved Fright Night
either, but it's the lesser of two evils. Either way, I thought it was
fucking cool to see a horror movie at the drive in. That just felt
We pulled up within minute of the film starting. The girl at the booth
was about to shut for the night, so we barely made it. Unfortunately
we missed the concessions. BOO. We were really excited about popcorn,
nachos and soda. We had a tiny dinner to make room for all the junk
food we would now not be having. It didn't kill the mood tho. WE WERE
AT THE MOTHERFUCKING DRIVE IN.
We found a place to park, adjusted the seats and started the movie.
You didn't have to open your window and adjust a speaker into the car.
They told you what station to tune your radio to and you were able to
listen to the film that way. It was awesome. Ozzy slept through the
first half of the film and woke up around the second half. What's
great is that we were able to enjoy a film and not "disturb" those
around us. I was able to put Oz in the front seat with me and nurse
him back to sleep, where he stayed until the credits rolled.
And my film nerd self can't help but take a minute to reflect on the
film itself so here goes:
Of course it was no where near as good as the original. Re-makes
rarely, if ever, are. A really great cast did the best they could with
some pretty crap material. Colin Farrell was gorgeous, but had zero
charisma. I'm going to put this down to him using a bad American
accent and not being all sexy-brooding in his natural Irish accent. An
Irish vampire would have been sexy (something that I always felt was
lacking in the original. Chris Sarandon is a great villain, but he is
never sexy. Or maybe it's an 80's thing I don't get. Because I don't
think Michael Douglas is sexy either and his ass was always naked
during the 80's.). David Tenant was sorely underused, but hilarious.
It wasn't until I was listening to BBC Radio 4's Mayo/Kermode podcast
when it was pointed out that Tenant is doing a Russell Brand
impression, that the light bulb went off. Fucking brilliant and
The film is pretty clunky and uninspired. I was disappointed with
Sarandon's cameo as a motorist who gets bit. I think it would have
been cooler if he and Farrell had passed a knowing look in the dance
club scene. The 3-D sequences were pointless.
So while it sounds like I didn't like the movie, I had an awesome
time. Being at a Drive In made a bad movie completely worth it, and I
enjoyed it 1000x more than if I had seen it in a cinema or on dvd.
It was so refreshing for us to be seeing a movie. In our pre-baby
days we went to the movies almost every single week without fail. We
had thought about trying to take turns seeing movies while on the
road. Or going to an early showing during the week, when the cinema
would be all but empty. We haven't had a chance to do that yet. But
our eyes are always peeled for another Drive In.
Wednesday, 14 December 2011
meet some of my Imaginary Friends (aka Friends from the Net, for those
of you not in the know). On our trip to Boldt Castle I met imaginary
friend Christie and her husband Phil. If we hadn't met up with them I
wouldn't have any idea about Boldt Castle and it was a lovely day out.
It was also Oz's first time on a boat and he LOVED it. He loved the
rocking and sway and how it messed up his balance slightly. He loved
being out on the front deck and feeling the breeze (no, let's be
honest, it was wind and it was rough!) on his face. He was just a
squealing ball of excitement.
The trip to the castle takes about an hour and along the way you see
the Thousand Islands. What's so cute are all the houses that are set
up on these teeny tiny islands!
If you didn't follow the link to the castle itself, I'll fill you in a
bit. Mr. Boldt was building it for his beloved wife and when she
unexpectedly died, he ceased all work on their future home and there
it sat. Unfinished. Several years later (after Mr. Boldt) it was
decided to resume work, and the over the years the house has been open
from it being in complete disrepair. It's one of Christie's favorite
days out and I thought it was very cool that she has seen its
progression of renovation with subsequent visits. It makes her a part
of its history by being a frequent visitor. There are so many beautiful
details to find throughout the Castle. Christie pointed out all the
hearts that have been worked into the design, so I spent a good
portion of our visit hunting out all of the hearts. Unfortunately, I
didn't get a good picture of Christie and I together. When Phil was
taking a photo of us, I assumed that Griff was taking one as well. I
After the trip to Boldt Castle (and it's a full day!) we decided on an
easy dinner back at the campsite. Ozzy was really fucking tired and
C&P were kind enough to go pick us up a pizza. Griff decided to try
the Canadian dish Poutain, which is fries covered in cheese and gravy.
Not my thing, but Griff devoured it and when we were up in Maine he
found another resteraunt that served it and gobbled that up too.
Pretty much anything covered in gravy and cheese is a good meal to
(*I have no idea why that last paragraph is underlined in blue. )
Tuesday, 13 December 2011
That doesn't make sense. I wasn't really expecting it to fall on us this hard, but Christmas has always been a *HUGE* deal for us. We go completely overboard on the decorations, the food, the presents. We always talked about how big and tacky they do it in the States and we always looked forward to the day when we'd be here with our kids at Christmas. So why does it feel so weird this year?
Well, we're not settled. All of our decorations are still packed and we just don't have our "home" yet. It's lovely to be surrounded by family, but I guess for nest-ers, it's difficult to be out of one's nest.
I looked this song up on YouTube tonight because in the UK they play it nonstop this time of year and I miss it. So here it is, Merry Christmas.